Coming soon to Oxnard. The first TDC/SOSP collaboration. We’ll combine the best of all available templates and turn out taxpayers and superstars in no time at all.

Residents will share a room with one other person, will have access to 4 healing sessions per day. We’ll have recreation, a weight room, computer lab, musical instrument room. We’ll have a first run movie night every week, and we’ll take meals together. Guests will get teeth so they can show off their dazzling smiles.

If no one stops me, we’re going to be known around the world for what we do here in Oxnard.